How Presidential Candidates Answer the 3AM Call
The Clinton and Obama campaigns had traded those "How would he/she/it answer that call in the middle of the night?" ads. But I realized that no one actually mentioned what the answer would be. So I put the vast resources of the En Words crack investigative team to work and came up with answers. Here is how each of the three major presidential candidates would answer a crisis call at 3 in the morning:- John McCain Nuke 'em.
- Barack Obama Maybe if we wait until breakfast, things will change.
- Hillary Clinton Bill, it's for you. (Pause.) Bill? Are you there, Bill?
posted by Erik Sherman @ 9:40 AM
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